Slogan Science

At first I started thinking about replacing “Jesus” with “Science”.

* Science Loves You
* Science Saves Lives
* Let Science Save You
* Is Science In You?
* Science Lives!

And then I came across a slogan generating website… and that’s when it really got fun.

* There’s Always Room For Science
* Science Really Satisfies
* Not Just Nearly Science, But Really Science
* Grab Life By The Science
* Think Once, Think Twice, Think Science
* I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for Science
* Nobody Does It Like Science
* Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It With Science
* Get Busy With The Science
* If Only Everything in Life Was As Reliable As Science
* Get Serious. Get Science
* I Bet He Drinks Science
* Don’t Leave Home Without Science
* I’m Only Here For The Science
* Obey Your Science
* Fight Truth Decay With Science



And eventually I resorted to blatent plagerism:

* Show Me the Science!
* Science: When You Got It, Flaunt It.
* Happiness Is A Cigar Called Science
* Science Is Good For You
* Australians Wouldn’t Give A XXXX For Anything But Science
* You Can Be Sure Of Science
* Science: It Takes A Licking, And Keeps On Ticking
* Raise Your Hand If You’re Science
* Science: Just Do it
* Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend Science
* The Appliance of Science
* Say It With Science
* The Future’s Bright. The Future’s Science
* Where’s The Science?
* Lipsmackin’ thirstquenchin’ acetastin’ motivatin’ goodbuzzin’ cooltalkin’ highwalkin’ fastlivin’ evergivin’ coolfizzin’ Science
* Between Love and Madness Lies Science
* With A Name Like Science, It Has To Be Good
* I’d Walk A Mile For Science


And then… somehow… I got onto slogans for condoms…

* Science. For The Pleasure Of Sensual Living
* Science. Proven Protection That Feels Really Good.
* Science. Pleasure You Want. Protection You Trust
* Science. Once You Try It You Would Never Do Without It
* Science. For A Hundred Million Reasons
* Science. Less Latex. More Sex

Ok, that’s probably enough slogans for you to digest, but I have just one more. I made it up myself…

Science Slogans. Use Them. Somewhere. Somehow.

Slogan websites I found useful:

The Advertising Slogan Generator
Advertising Slogan Hall Of Fame
Wikiquote: List of Advertising Slogans
Condom Advertising Slogans